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By Alyssa Miles As an obsessive Dallas Cowboys fan that is also obsessed with clothes, it's always fun to browse fan outfitters for something cute to wear during the season. I'm a classic jersey kinda gal myself, but this year while I was looking for something new, I couldn't help but notice how hilarious/ridiculous some of the lady options are. I don't just mean shrunken pink and shiny jerseys or earrings. Obviously you need to see them too, in honor of the Super Bowl--which yes, I realize the Cowboys did not make....but a girl can dream, right??? 1. Not into the idea of a regular jersey? You can wear this jersey dress that might even cover your ass, as long as you're under 5 feet tall. 2. Who needs a regular ol' t-shirt when this one clearly shows off your cleavage as God and Roger Goodell intended? 3. Are you less blessed in the chest region and instead would like to cheer on your 'Boys while showing off your sculpted shoulder blades in a t-shirt that just doesn't need a back? I figured. You're welcome. 4. An outfit is not complete without the perfect bottoms, amiright? These baby pink booty shorts allow you to drink your beer and eat your hot wings knowing that your derriere is marginally covered. 5. We all need the perfect footwear to complete any outfit. I know when it's fourth quarter and I've polished off a six pack, nothing makes me feel more stable than a pair of team-themed stilettos. 6. Why wear jeans and a jersey when you can go strapless during the game in this feisty little frock? Nothing says "How do they paint that yellow line on the field so darn quick?" like this adorable tube dress. 7. Life is full of really hard decisions, like when you're 4th and 1 on the 50 yard line and there's only a few precious minutes left in the game. Or, more commonly, how can I root for my favorite team while also looking sexy at a gameday pool/hot tub/sprinkler/yacht party. Now you don't have to decide, thanks to the NFL bikini!! 8. The piece de resistance. The one and only item of team gear you will ever need (and what was missing at my wedding)...the lace garter. Because you know that no outfit is complete without one.
Happy cheering!
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